Purple Prose

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26 Dec animalstalkinginallcaps: LAAAAAAAAANCE! GET OFF THE COMPUUUUUUUUUUTER! IT’S 85 DEGREES OUT HERE! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING? LET’S GO GET ICE CREAM! LANCE? LAAAAAAAAAANCE! I’LL CANCEL COMCAST, LANCE! I MEAN IT! I’LL CANCEL THE WHOLE ELECTRIC BILL TOO! WE’LL GO BACK TO CHURNING BUTTER AND SHIT IF YOU DON’T GET OUT HERE! … LAAAAAAAAAAAANCE! 85 degrees Fahrenheit = approximately 30 degrees Celsius. That’s supposed to be hot? Come to Rio de Janeiro!

animalstalkinginallcaps:

LAAAAAAAAANCE! GET OFF THE COMPUUUUUUUUUUTER! IT’S 85 DEGREES OUT HERE! CAN WE PLEASE JUST GO TO THE PARK OR SOMETHING? ANYTHING? LET’S GO GET ICE CREAM!

LANCE?

LAAAAAAAAAANCE!

I’LL CANCEL COMCAST, LANCE! I MEAN IT! I’LL CANCEL THE WHOLE ELECTRIC BILL TOO! WE’LL GO BACK TO CHURNING BUTTER AND SHIT IF YOU DON’T GET OUT HERE!



… LAAAAAAAAAAAANCE!

85 degrees Fahrenheit = approximately 30 degrees Celsius.

That’s supposed to be hot? Come to Rio de Janeiro!

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